Corrupt a wish~

Corrupt-A-Wish-Service, COMPLETELY FREE (or not).

Example;
User-A: I wish I could fly.
User-B: Granted, but you can only fly for two seconds... and in those two seconds, you get flung up high in the sky. Then you stop flying. And fall to the ground, dead. I wish I could have the Sharingan.
User-C: Granted, but then Orochimaru captures you. I wish I could talk faster.
User-A: Granted, but no-one can understand you anymore. I wish there were more people online.
User-B: Granted, but none of them want to talk to you. I wish...

So on and so forth, have fun folks.

Granted, but they will talk in Latin. I wish I could speak in every language and understand every language

granted, but no one likes you so they dont talk to you.


I wish.. for a lot of money.

Granted; but the world suddenly reverts to a barter system.

I wish for more ducttape for my birthday.

granted, but you find it all on you when you wake up tied to the cieling with it. (sp?)


I wish for the ability to change into a Lycan on a whim and still control it, and not hurt anyone, and I had amazing enhanced abilites that made me fast, strong, smart, great eyesight, non-crippled, and I didn't kill anyone gaining these abilites, and I never kill anyone and I live hapily ever after.


I challenge you to corrupt that =)

Granted; but then they make a movie about you and your role is played by Miley Cyrus... despite the gender difference...

I wish I could come up with an incorruptible wish; which was then written on a cake, and eaten... by me...

Granted, but unfortunatly the cake was poisened...

(Damn it! Miley Cyrus! *runs home to punch holes in his walls*)

I wish that miley cyrus didn't star in that movie.

Granted, but you get sick

I wish i had an Aperture Science Portalgun*

*Play Portal

Granted, but you get shunned for wanting such a wish to be corrupted -_-

I wish i could Be with her right now..

Granted but its at her funerual.


I wish that Hansoui would understand I didn't want it to be corrupeted, but wanted to see if anyone would.

Granted but he gets to throw a pie at you *does so*
and it's not nice to say your benefactor is going to die
oh and SHUNNN!

I wish i could teleport

Granted, but you can only teleport 20,000 feet into the air.

I wish I could find that damn allow HTML button.

me too

XD

Granted, but a part of it gets caught on the plane and it explodes into millions of tiny little broken rubber-bands.

Granted but it comes back the next day

I wish this wish was incorruptible

Granted but they're sold out

I wish no one except me and spell check would correct my spelling

Granted, but you can only use them for giant teddy bears

I wish everyone except me hated me